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id=\"highlandcow-squeezer-landing\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"hc-top-notice\"\u003e🐄 HIGHLAND COW TOOTHPASTE SQUEEZER · FUNNY CHRISTMAS BATHROOM GAG DECOR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"hc-hero\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"eyebrow\"\u003eSilly Christmas Highland Cow\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e🐄santa Highland Cow Belly Toothpaste Squeezer™ – Funny Christmas Bathroom Novelty Decor\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis fluffy grinning Highland cow is dressed up in a cozy Santa hat and tartan scarf, ready to take over your bathroom counter. Screw your toothpaste tube onto his back, and watch paste squeeze straight out from his belly — it’s goofy, unexpected, and guaranteed to turn boring morning brushing into a Christmas comedy moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"hc-image-block\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/private\/product-management\/2026-11-03\/97305356299927553.png?Expires=1793692439\u0026amp;Signature=WBDg8jBF-H1LJW-jdC92SAKUqB1h4vtwt5iXTi0NGDToz7UNQ-qF5FDnL1x686cwZJdjhuCbbAdrCwjtqdUlJO3UVXyycGmkeC~IkJYbSLl8-XlUKHZ6JIKywyt8LySNQXbhKKcHn~J72zNtf4EjK6yhxPvcVXkUjTa-axbL~tn1opn3dOHY7yhXx4O33hRJEpeozK~vnwyYhSkXt1UP1aHHU1ulX0lyagnqX0pW0tVTkATGxsVFL4ESayPtq~bnpWkIYOtcjvJqSWwLlwOeT8f8lPLA-7A5gSmKYFSxm34D40Lw0V~waWzwPKmHfKohrBP0zuob15SvBsZWtQ5BzQ__\u0026amp;Key-Pair-Id=K2DAKK5K9MHJMX\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"hc-card\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"kicker\"\u003eThe Story\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHe’s Not Just Decor. He’s Your New Bathroom Jokester.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook at that huge happy grin. This festive highland cow didn’t come to quietly sit on the shelf. He came to make everyone giggle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKids will beg to race to the sink to see the silly cow “spit out” toothpaste. Parents crack up every single time they squeeze. A mundane daily chore suddenly becomes the funniest part of your holiday routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"hc-image-block\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/private\/product-management\/2026-11-03\/97293045329887233.png?Expires=1793692439\u0026amp;Signature=B5iBxGKCqx0fziRG7BSgS4yUHbRBXjjNzghB2ehhrKHGuhwKCXFzE1TZBl5-kxu2GMm-rX1MvayI4PyMN1nw-fHfg5bSHwL7-m90UAmNH6uOkVnAUubtEAry64n9rBdg670u3aoOP9QHhhDdqgnXxSYiwdDQHFXUp~mnERoTu73nYBQ3L-fJomVaSbzvLFQ4hCQ12gSLW59ePprVzgtmRgbp70Nx8h836sBeV10cUHPQBAB5Y8mcRqdabY0~KM6c2sXpDGpz~nEURO7ziyJs-Wdhm17JXiM3M9POnnPy~AOjLreEu7VQPRK5Uz2FZaVFx4k8Kgsovw0kJW1F1gMkuA__\u0026amp;Key-Pair-Id=K2DAKK5K9MHJMX\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"hc-card\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"kicker\"\u003eHighlights\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFull Of Goofy Holiday Personality\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not another boring generic holiday figurine. It’s made for laughs, surprise reactions and endless festive fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"hc-feature-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🐄 Laugh-Out-Loud Highland Cow Design\u003c\/strong\u003e Joyful grinning expression, fluffy textured fur, Santa hat + plaid scarf.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🪥 Funny Belly Toothpaste Outlet\u003c\/strong\u003e Toothpaste squeezes right from his tummy, the iconic surprise gag feature.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧴 Fits Most Standard Toothpaste Tubes\u003c\/strong\u003e Simple twist-on installation, easy to load and clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🪨 Solid Resin Craft\u003c\/strong\u003e Sturdy, water-resistant, built for daily bathroom counter use.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"hc-image-block\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/private\/product-management\/2026-11-03\/97306092081577985.png?Expires=1793692439\u0026amp;Signature=m9d15G5~-Ht3Vkgu7jCV6e1Q-6wSTR~hYiSnHtFmJmQDC-D77YjAHtbRKFEMoHx8ZUrFvaYZ-eL~Njz-ZM8dx6zPabCxS4QwIVjwbUAPc1G7yc5dabu2C3kvXYr01yBThiAYOubpeeuTScahs4~NBGQJbTqLiTMcBVEfupHpCdeoDQbs519N1-55vbfgo8--fy2kqErj~F8QhcOG4Xa3hTyuu6PKjdhypnzaWQz~AOZ-VXk-qLCeNeS73kEE92ukubva8hU4OTKxjpyDPIIlzL5DBFDws8sP-yJNUce7UzwkJTDbshkPgDpAhYhjr-GHuUg6Bw2RAz3DWGiEgS7Efg__\u0026amp;Key-Pair-Id=K2DAKK5K9MHJMX\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"hc-banner-dark\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"kicker\"\u003eA Gift That Makes People Laugh\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFor Anyone Who Loves Holiday Decor With A Sense Of Humor.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSkip the predictable candles and mugs. This Highland cow squeezer gets instant, loud laughter when unwrapped. It’s sweet enough for kids, silly enough for your friends, and weirdly charming for anyone who loves quirky festive home pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"hc-image-block\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/private\/product-management\/2026-11-03\/97305356283150337.png?Expires=1793692439\u0026amp;Signature=OViMtaHZVcEC5sivmaCtBHa4OVGEEoudjwoGPdOIyPYqB0kJzKqz8XicCsj8yJjCtGEqvBzeVXNMeAsU3nXov8HP2yltQUzUFxde9~~njpZs7S4TqBokXeicJ~iAMRNyNMaAq4PzDIpdpWQDC6hRfJyEAP4MCWL3ITyQgO-whUmTV3h7oCVJl7urkaz~-yBTKJEJrqN8Qpmxnl6tsNkcIiumsJUHK6R~w1Yayi891E0IU7QVx-NNGSMndR4PPGHnFgu3NNorwmHhFcWC6fD26GRuUaA8CGw36oTgkf8lMjHHVi7ObTORvZZcdwqgI87J2fOyXaAyIvw~d2XOdc0vsQ__\u0026amp;Key-Pair-Id=K2DAKK5K9MHJMX\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"hc-card\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"kicker\"\u003ePerfect Spots\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhere This Cheerful Cow Belongs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"hc-feature-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🚿 Bathroom Vanity Counter\u003c\/strong\u003e The star of your morning and evening brushing routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Christmas Stocking Stuffer\u003c\/strong\u003e Compact, funny, and unforgettable holiday surprise gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🤪 Secret Santa \/ White Elephant Pick\u003c\/strong\u003e Guaranteed to be the most talked-about gift at the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"hc-ending-block\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"icon-row\"\u003e🐄🎄🪥\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSome decor is pretty. This one is pretty ridiculous.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA grinning Santa highland cow, a silly toothpaste gag, and nonstop holiday giggles. Bring home the silliest sink buddy this Christmas season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"dailyardsupply","offers":[{"title":"Buy 1","offer_id":67898760822837,"sku":"SN226110303-Buy 1","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 2 Get 1 Free （3 Pcs）","offer_id":67898760855605,"sku":"SN226110303-Buy 2 Get 1 Free （3 Pcs）","price":59.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Buy 3 Get 2 Free （5 Pcs）","offer_id":67898760888373,"sku":"SN226110303-Buy 3 Get 2 Free （5 Pcs）","price":99.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/7270\/2773\/files\/97305356266438657.png?v=1793784304","url":"https:\/\/dailyardsupply.com\/products\/%f0%9f%90%84santa-highland-cow-belly-toothpaste-squeezer%e2%84%a2-funny-christmas-bathroom-novelty-decor","provider":"dailyardsupply","version":"1.0","type":"link"}